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Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

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2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by ob1kanobie March 13, 2011

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Yuglish

When someone is using English words, but he makes no fucking sense. Possibly an attempt to obfuscate one's real intentions.

Though English in root, it is possibly derived from Ancient chinese texts dating to the Wang dynasty and mastered completely in 2012 in Amsterdam and Istanbul. Its use is not widespread but causes confusion throughout the DC Area.

Commonly performed via text messages, punctation and spelling are often not used at all

Question: are you going to meet us?

Reply in Yuglish: Disappoint. Ok yes ur right but now i see ur points maybe will see after will meet up but must consider if ur wrong

question: Can I rely on you to be there Saturday?

Reply in Yuglish: problem is. thats unappropiate to ask. Well u see its kinda like u want cheese but order pizza. u get cheese but is it what u want?

by ob1kanobie July 20, 2012


cockzilla

A woman who thinks hers is bigger than any man and controls every situation.

Paula ia such a Cockzilla!

by ob1kanobie October 26, 2011

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