post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

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eddies

Edibles.

These are what your non-smoker friends use when they wanna get baked or when you just wanna get really really high.

Guy: yoooo bro we taking eddies today?
Friend: yeah bro i got some brownies you gotta try

soporific

Something (like a drug) that induces sleepiness.

Indica weed strains are soporific because they tend to make people tired and relaxed.