(n) A terminally online libertarian teenager who thinks DeSantis is Jesus and Trump is Judas.
Person 1: "I think DeSantis is the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Person 2: "you're the epitome of a DeSimp"
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obama vs Heat by Louis Cicalese:
Obama loses obviously
to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
ALSO:
noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af
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When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats
lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!
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