AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

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loon

noun
1 a large North American bird that eats fish
2 =LOONY
3 a rapper who belongs to Badboy Record

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z-bar

n. slang. A pill of xanax.

We drank some beer, took some z-bars, and i pretty much can't recall shit after that.

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Tokyoite

noun
1 a person living in Tokyo

She's a Tokyoite.

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Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

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catastrofuck

When a hell-hole meets cataclysm.
Coined by Jon Stewert.

What we have now in Iraq is a Catastrofuck.

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cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

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