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Squiggle Diggle

when you fuck a girl so hard shes squiggling on the dick

THAT GIRL JUST HAD A SQUIGGLE DIGGLE!

by obliterate3 January 14, 2022

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2017 Warriors

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)

16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.

The 2017 Warriors made me get so much money!

The 2017 Warriors are better than the 1996 bulls!

by obliterate3 February 25, 2022


LeMickey and ADisney

Lebron James and Anthony Davis buttfucking the heat in the 2020 mickey mouse bubble finals
LeMickey is a combination of "Lebron" and "Mickey", therefore being "LeMickey"
ADISNEY is a combination of "AD" and "Disney"
this finals matchup was dogshit and lebron is an old fart and ad is a fragile piece of fucking glass.

"I just watched the 2020 finals, LeMickey and ADisney carried that shitty lakers roster to the finals with a team that shouldnt even be there LMAOOOO"
"Jimmy butler stood no chance against LeMickey and ADisney!"

by obliterate3 January 14, 2022

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The Great One

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

YOU'LL GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!

by obliterate3 January 14, 2022