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smellzo

a similar insult to bozo but for people with an obnoxious stench

Brian: "shut up smellzo , your such a loser"
Smellzo: :(

by oblyboblie July 10, 2023


Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.

Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"

by oblyboblie June 15, 2023


Kungfool

A foolish person who believes they can fight anyone, no matter the weight/height/training difference as they are a master of Kung Fu.
This often leads to them being verbally abused and if a fight does breakout they get beaten if the person is stronger than them 99% of the time.

Barry: "watch out brah i'm a master of Kung Fu"
Toby: "STFU you Kungfool fucking 'mon then"

by oblyboblie April 10, 2023


knobknot

a synonym for a topknot hairstyle. It is often associated with hipsters and pretentiousness, although it has seen an increase in use as a hairstyle for normal people giving them a prejudiced reputation as pretentious and annoying

Sam: "look at that lad with the knobknot"
Owen: "you can tell he's fucking cunt"

by oblyboblie September 3, 2022


baldinonce

A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile

this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald

Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"

by oblyboblie April 18, 2023


Nintencuck

An individual with low testosterone, or other cuckold like attributes, who is obsessed with Nintendo products.

They will shill for Nintendo no matter how bad a take to compensate for their shrivelled penis.

Chris :"I love me some Nintendo vidya games"
Ivan :"Ha loser your such a fuckin Nintencuck"

by oblyboblie July 10, 2023


Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.

Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"

by oblyboblie March 15, 2024