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The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.
Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.
The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)