olivia wilde

the reason i started watching the o.c., cause her and marissa are so cute together.

without her marissa would have to go back to that ass ryan.

129👍 439👎

Offensive

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights

mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded

39👍 30👎

The O.C.

A show with bitchy rich people that wasn't worth watching until Alex and Marissa started dating.

The O.C. sucked last night until the last few minutes where Alex and Marissa kissed.

16👍 38👎

thursday

The best day to go out to the only gay/lesbian bar in Columbia and get laid.

person 1: what you doing tonight?
person 2: going to soco.
person 1: ah...oh yeah your gay...have fun

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queer as folk

an awesome show on Showtime thats about the lives of a circle of gay men and a lesbian couple in pittsburg. lots of man on man sex, which is cool if your into it.

person 1: i'm gonna watch queer as folk now
person 2: but your not gay...
person 1: one, didn't say i wasn't, and two i think two guys are really hot
person 2: can i watch too?

283👍 85👎

milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

272👍 59👎

kikyo

1.the worst thing to ever come up and bite kagome and inuyasha's realtionship in the ass.
2.zombie psycho bitch that sucks the souls of other people to maintain her own life. (see ex girlfriend)

person 1: goddamn, that girl is such a kikyo
person 2: your right, i fucking hate her, she's always in the way.

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