Monopolownage

The act of violently or thoroughly dominating, owning, or serving a human or computer opponent in a game of Monopoly (board or computer game). Usually refers to a move which bankrupts said opponent.

Verb form: to Monopolown an opponent.

He took five minutes to theatrically bless the dice, having every woman in the room blow on them, and then proceeded to land right on Boardwalk... with my hotel on it. It was perfect monopolownage

He had to place mortgages on his remaining properties after landing on my Marvin Gardens, then Chance monopolowned him in the face on his next turn by sending him to Bill's Illinois Avenue.

Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.