bisexual

being bisexual means you are a hot indecisive mess—not about your sexuality, but about whether you want to be cottagecore or grunge. whether you want a hot asf vampire bad girl or a down-to-earth soft artsy boy. either way, you are emotionally unstable and touch-starved <3

Dumb person: You’re bisexual?That’s so cool! I support you!
The Bi: Thanks!! :)
Dumb person: Wanna have a threesome with me and my gf?
The Bi: >:(

The Bi: Why can’t to satisfy her by yourself?