claymore

1. An anti-personel mine used by the military. Consisting of hundreds of BBs packed into a plastic casing backed by a few pounds of plastic explosives.
2. A long Scottish sword that is held with two hands.

blowing up watermelons with improvised claymores is hella fun

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reality tv

the end of the world

if reality tv was a person i would kill it...but first i would rip its eyes out and make it look at itself.

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Scottish

along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional

Dude those Scottish people are the shiznit

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chap

1. leather pants worn by gays and motorcycle enthusiasts.
2. word meaning friend usually spoken in a painfully exaggerated 17th century british urchin accent.

1. gay dudes wear leather chaps
2. How are you today ol' chap?

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