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Last weekend I was thizzed at work and hugged everyone I ran into.
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Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
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Japanese knock-off of the Pontiac Fiero.
There was proof that blueprints to the Fiero were found in a Toyota manufacturing plant.
All Toyota did was change a couple small things to the original all American Pontiac Fiero.
However, the Fiero was indeed a dud in the U.S., but the MR2 became a big hit elsewhere.
The MR2 is still being produced today, unlike the Fiero. That doesn't make it a better, nontheless, car. Toyotan bastards.
The MR2 isn't the coolest, not to mention most reliable car around. Too bad Toyota could'nt copy a better car, huh?
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During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.
i taught your mom how to do it santa style
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When you back into an object with a vehicle.
Hey, dude you just rear end that Lotus Elise behind you?
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A street I drove on the other day.
Take a left on Greenbrier Ave., then go up Sex Drive a few miles and your there.
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Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
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