Dube

Dube, Dubing, Dubed, Wanna dube?
pronounced (doob)

the gray in between area between dating exclusively and just being fuck buddies.

college relationships are complicated and not easy to label. you still want your independence but you want hot sex too. but you don't want to deal with clingy girls or emotionally retarded boys. well here is the solution in one word: you dube.

Dube is actually an acronym
DUBE = Dating Unofficially Beneficially Exclusively

the use of adverbs is to clarify those unaskable questions.

avoid questions of, are we going out? or are you just using me? just say, will you dube me?

it may sound silly, but alas, it covers the bases of that hard to reach place, of a successful college relationship.

no strings, no tears, just good sex, and emotional stability for all involved.

girl 1: hey so, are you and like, Dan, together? i heard you two were like, exclusive.
girl 2: no no! we're just dubing.
girl 1: oh okay! so can i grind on him saturday night?
girl 2: yea! no problem, but i'll be the one going home with him to have crazy hot sex.

guy 1: dude you're spending alot of time hanging out with Chelsea.
guy 2: yea bra, she's so hot and i really like chilling with her.
guy 1: are you sure you wanna do that?
guy 2: yea dude, we're dubing. it's great.
guy 1: oh for real? that's chill. so can i grind on her saturday night?
guy 2: dude yea, whatever, she only wants to do me, i'm so good

Lizzy: hey Bobby!
Bobby: suppy?
Lizzy: wanna grab some lunch? and then have hot sex?
Bobby: definitely. (I LOVE DUBING!)

Frat guy 1: dude, you're not gonna date her right? that's GAY
Frat guy 2: no man, i like her but we're being realistic, we're gonna dube.

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