An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"
man 2: "That's a whore's way."
man 1: "It is!"
man 2: Can I have it?"
or alternately...
man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."
man 2: "Wow."
man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"
man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
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