Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers wonât know the demonic things youâre capable of.
âMan, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor menâs washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office pooâerâ
âOne of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.â
When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.