James

noun

A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.

Oh god, it's a James. Slay.