Happy Endler

The act of recieving hand sex from a stripper after a private lap dance. Often talked about, but never witnessed makes the "Happy Endler" a true myth.

Since he hasn't been laid in over a decade, Ted paid the stripper an extra $60 to perform a Happy Endler at the end of his private lap dance.

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D-Max

Male on male penatration from the doggy style position with no lubrication. The penetrator must be holding his arms out to his sides as if he were holding two imaginary suitcases

After Lou knocked out Anthony with ether, he gave him a good D-Max.
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I was about to leave work at the end of my shift, but the supervisor D-Maxed me by giving me mandatory overtime.

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