fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

3👍 1👎

self service

To take care of oneselfs sexual urges

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house

3👍 3👎