cofi

term given to inhabitants of the town Caernarfon in North Wales (referred to by Cofi's as "dre{dreeh}). Most Cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the Croydon Facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from Henleys/Addidas/Helly Hansen. Cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady Cofi's and increase their chances of spawning young Cofi's before they reach their 16th birthday. Cofi's use the word "cont" as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). The majority of Cofi's choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often spawning many mini Cofi's to increase household income).

Iawn cont? (Alright, cunt?)
C'mere, cont, I'll fochin do yer ed in!
Cofi 4 lyf, cont!

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PD

Short for "Pissed Drunx". They are a group of skaters in America but fags get the PD tattoo inked on themselves. Right...cos you're part of the PD group. Really, I believe you. *snigger*

"Dude, look at the PD tat I got"
"Wow, that's awesome! I'll get a tattoo that has no relevance to me too!"

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