Random
Source Code
Random
Yeshuffle is the yeshiva girl walk that very orthodox girls employ when walking very very fast to class, when they are trying to pass an unpleasant fearful experience, or when they are trying to get home for Shabbos. Most often yeshiva girls are hugging books as they yeshuffle.
It might have been an evolutionary development because of the long skirts which constrained leg movement, but now it is perhaps vestigal because yeshiva girls with loose skirts yeshuffle as well. Many argue that is a combination of longs skirts and a defense mechanism to avoid goyim activities. Whether it is conscious or unconscious is still to be determined.
Noun.
"Rivka is trying to avoid gentile kids throwing water balloons at each outside of the McDonalds, so she employs the Yeshuffle."
Verb.
"Shayndie's gemara class starts in 3 minutes so she is yeshuffling as fast as she can."
10👍 2👎
The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
4👍 11👎
A word used when a situation is uncomfortable, or when there is an uncomfortable silence
A word used to lightheartedly degrade another person by saying world to third person to diss the other.
Can be shortened to "Didyoudotheengilsh"
1."Yeah, my doctor's says I have anal warts."
"Anyway, didyoudotheenglishhomework?"
2. "Guys, I did sooo well on my exam."
(to third party) "Didyoudotheenglish?"
2👍 13👎
A word used when a situation is uncomfortable, or when there is an uncomfortable silence
A word used to lightheartedly degrade another person by saying world to third person to diss the other.
Can be shortened to "Didyoudotheengilsh"
1."Yeah, my doctor's says I have anal warts."
"Anyway, didyoudotheenglishhomework?"
2. "Guys, I did sooo well on my exam."
(to third party) "Didyoudotheenglish?"
1👍 13👎
The lost sometimes embarrassing feeling of not being able to follow the Shul service.
noun.
Forbes Whitehead experienced a feeling of convertigo when men davening in unision turned to greet the Shabbos Queen, while he faced straight ahead.