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The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.
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When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.
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