assinated

You know what it means.

TV: Earlier this morning the current US president was assinated by the last person anyone would expect...
Everyone: Ew.

omjfc

oh my jesus fucking christ

"Omjfc, what is wrong with you?!"

DFDI

Don't Fucking Do it!

DFDI.
What?
I said DFIDI!

Huh?
DFIDI!!! DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!
Ohhhh.