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Alex quickly pulled his dick out of his girlfriends ass producing wicked ass foam. She ass foamed everywhere, ruined the sheets.
2451π 5π
When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
2456π 9π
When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
2458π 4π
Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
2414π 13π
When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a Γ’ΒΒslappingΓ’ΒΒ noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.
Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.
2499π 61π