dyslexified

the act of transposing letters or numbers

Dude I tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow I must have dyslexified them. All I get now is a pizza joint.

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obamas babys mama

Michelle Obama

that lady is obamas babys mama, ya know....michelle

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screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale

Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!

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Mel-loco

to totally loose your shit esp. when speaking on a phone to your former significant other. characterized by the sustained inability to speak without screaming as though your genitals were ablaze. Sometimes also characterized by being out of breath and breathing heavily into the phone like a crazed gorilla.

dude #1: did you hear that tape of Mel Gibson and his lady friend?

dude 2: yup. dude sounded fucking nuts, over the edge, like he went mel-loco

kanye-d

to rudely interrupt another person

dude, I wash chattin up dis honey when Holmes came over and Kanye-d me, stole my thunder.

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Tiger Lock

to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action

tiger lock

holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.

smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.

holmes; awesome

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glen beck

1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your shit,

4) to go fucking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye

Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night

Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.

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