ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.

Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.

teethfie

It is a selfie of your teeth.

-WTF r y doing with the phone in your mouth?
-I'm taking a teethfie, asshole.