lucky goose

a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying

“i have no school tomorrow”

“oh, you lucky goose!”

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nacho nude nation

the act of conning someone into the expectation of getting asked for nudes, when in reality you convince them to eat nachos in a warm bathtub

“Go to the bathtub, run some nice warm water, take off your clothes,

Then make some nachos and get in and enjoy because you deserve the break.”

Once you convince someone to do you, you are officially part of the nacho nude nation