whale watching

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.

Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo

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