Diptangshu

This guy can take you places

Like bruh, He's a complete genius
His unparalleled brain allows him to put milk in a coffee mug
Most of the guys named Diptangshu are multi-talented and are blessed with innate talents in music and sports

But beware, he might steal your girl

Me - Aee Diptangshu, Pass me your homework

Diptangshu - Bruh, I don't even have a notebook