Squid

a fucking badass octopus

person 1- “Leo looks like he’d be an octopus”
person 2- “Nah he’s definitely a squid”

7👍 2👎

sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

cacti

a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

25👍 4👎

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

2👍 1👎