Turd buckets in flight

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

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turd magnet

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.

Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"

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gravy stains

When a fat girls ass cheeks are so big they dont allow the crack to see the light of day which results in gravy stains. This could happen over a period of a few months. Also known as mustard stains.

Yeah...lets see that ass baby.Wait...what the fuck, you got gravy stains on that ass.

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Crient

When a asian tries to say the word client in very bad broken english.

Are you here in China to meet crients?

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