Rip an iffy

Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.

I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.

tits on ice

a phrase that acts as an adjective to describe a thing that possesses the greatest amount excellence appropriate to that thing.

"bro, did you try that german chocolate cake? that shit was tits on ice."

"that new lil bow wow album is tits on ice."