godlover

One who has permission to be in "care" of another's significant other, if something happens to them and they can't.

Friend 1: "Since I know you secretly want to bone him, I hereby declare you my husband's godlover, in case something happens to me!"
Friend 2: "Awesome! I hope nothing ever happens to you though because you're like my bff!"

**Friend 2 then proceeds to plot ways to secretly poison Friend 1.

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