nobcheeks

a noun to describe someone who twats about and generally amuses people with their nobisms.

Did you see Kate the Fox last weekend? What a nobcheeks!

helicopter

To sneak to the toilet and have a posh wank, return to the bar with the full package of man fat whirling it around yelling "HELICOPTER" to indicate the group must take cover from the resulting spatter.

Yesterday was going so well until John decided to play a game of Helicopter in the pub. Now we are barred and Nana will never be the same again.

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