Leith

a tall gangly lad, primarily ranga/emo perm. has a squatting problem. 1 sip wonder. always successful with the ladies ;)

'What's that emo ranga dude doing squatting over there" - "Oh wait nevermind he's just doing a Leith"

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Askin

literally not a single problem with anyone ever. can't find a nicer dude. get yourself an Askin.

Bruce's love child

Askin is amazing isn't he. Yeah everyone loves Askin

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Jan

jewsy as they get

Guy 1: Did you get your marks back?
Guy 2: Yeah I failed
Guy 3: Oh you just got Janned

Ollie

an apprentice with the hottest landy in town - you probably should see a real mechanic about that though

"damn whos that riding doug?" "that's Ollie"

Bunzli

paedophile. straight pedo.
somehow has blue card???

Lachie: Is that the pope over there?
Leith: Nah that's just a Bunzli dw about it.
Together: Those poor kids

Teddy

The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)

Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy