Katie

the pretties girl with curves for day but a shortage of anything more to say. you never quite connect and you’re left feeling upset that you didn’t put in enough effort, but really it’s not always your fault.

Katie is so gorgeous that everyone either wants to be her or be with her. she’s bisexual and is a force to be reckoned with when you make her mad because she stands for what she believes in. that’s one of the reasons i love her. katie is my forever i just hope someday soon she’ll learn how to communicate and have real conversations and respond with more than a few short words to my novels of pain and suffering.

me to katie: “you’re so cute”
katie to me: “lol”
me to a bsf: “what the heck, katie’s so cute but she can be so frustrating”
bsf to me: “reeeee”

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wheeling

the pre-dating stage, which can involve any degree of relationship(sexual, emotional, friendshipal, etc) and can be broken off at any time with “no hard feelings” because that’s what my generation thinks love is all about;)

something only teenagers can(barely) understand

girly pop #1: “wait did you guys break up?”
girly pop #2: “well no, we just stopped wheeling”

adult eavesdropper: *laughs their bottom off*

beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG

kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”

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