crosswoods

a roblox game where if you joined your Roblox account would get hijacked and it would spoof really bad messages and get you banned

Yo should I play this new game called crosswoods?
Bro it will get you banned no
Okay

Go for a Perfect!

something you just can’t seem to do on love rap or love lizards
I guess love sucks

yo I done just went for a perfect on karate man am I cool
dawg that’s easy
how about you Go for a Perfect! ™ on love rap
fuck no

bosom

it means tity

Ralsei: B... Bosom...?
Queen: It Means Tity
Susie: WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

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August 12, 2036

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words
who ever named this is a monster

Yo whenever I say a long word my friend gets scared what does he have?
Oh he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dawg wtf came up with that name
I don’t fucking know

Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.

Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash