Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei

Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...

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ihyk

Acronym for "I hate you Kenny"

Cartman: "Ihyk"
Kenny: muffled"fuck you fat-ass"

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Pink mist

army language for a headshot cause by a sniper.

He wanted the pink mist so he went crazy and shot 4 civilians.

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