puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."

Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.

1👍 1👎