BSS

BSS (also known as the Brian Schwandt State) occurs when the mind of a human transcends to a 3.14th dimension where the only thought is of the thoughtless. It is at this state where a person can feel that they can draw a total blank; be it a white, black, blue, slightly green, or gore red blank. Only people with practice and time spent intensively meditating can achieve the BSS. Records of people "pulling a BSS" were found dead in various places. On the roof of a really tall building, the side of the Golden Gate Bridge, or even during skiing. Unfortunately, those people were found dead, shortly after "pulling a BSS".

Common symptoms include, but not limited to: Concussions

In other words, BSS surrounds us all, we all just have to find our inner Brians.

Random person talking for 10 minutes about something REAAALLY important

Brian (after 10 minutes, pauses for 5 more): What?

Brian just pulled a BSS

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