tulips

a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint

men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.

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on paste

on standby; plan b backup plan or something you're ready to do; could be a backburner relationship

yo, I got yo momma on paste!!
If we can't get into the club tonite, I've got a tight plan on paste; Stacy's mom said we could use her hottub while they're gone and they've got a huge liquor cabinet

fwl

that friend that you've clearly had more than just friendship with, and although there's a mutual underlying love and you both secretly are planning a happily-ever-after with each other, for whatever reason must remain a friendship.

todd: hey dude, who are you bringing to the wedding?

manuel: my fwb, bro. sally's got my back

todd: don't lie to yourself bro, sally's your fwl. it's so obvious there's more going on than just benefits there

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hext

texting someone in bewitching manners *~`°•

jadin hexted me last nite, i loved every witchy, dark, sparkly, sensual second of it..

squish

a mini crush

i've got a squish on anebrie
a ..what
a squish. just a mini crush hehe

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polycorn

a multi-faceted, perhaps multi-personalitied unicorn that enjoys the more complicated things in life; polyamorous equine love circles, exploring different sides of their horse-onalities, and is open to love beyond gender.

of course, like all unicorns they love glitter.

that's a polycorn if i ever did see one.. two horns and everything.
and look at that gayt!
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