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Rain just wet enough to get you damp. If you're concerned about your appearance, you need an umbrella for drizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fa drizzle!
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Preassembled. No assembly required.
Dude! Do you need help puttin' the BBQ together for the party tomorrow? Naw, man! It's one o' them prefangled kind!
The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.
Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!
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Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.
"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."
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