Hood Ornament

An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .

Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*

G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol

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The Blender

This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.

-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!

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