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The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.
"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"
Boy related stress. (Stress + Testicles= Stressticles).
OMG he just sent me a dick pick! I can feel the stressticles coming on.
A scale girls use to define how gay they are.
"I mean, I'm not bi, but I'm not straight. I reckon I'm about a 3 on the lesbiscale,"