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The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.
I used to have stress all the time but now that I've read this I've been able to be stress free!
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The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.
Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed
Friend: Why?
Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes
Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright
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An unpleasant by-product of life in modern society.
Though seemingly easier, life in today's society causes more stress than ever before.
Bob finds the endless repetition of his 9 to 5 life stressful.
Bob was quite stressed after his wife divorced him and won 80% of their combined assets in court.
"Bob had a nervous breakdown after he lost all his money in Enron shares. He should stress less."
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1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.
2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.
3) To emphasize meaning.
4) What women cause.
1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"
2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"
3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"
4. "Ahhhh!"
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Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.
Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.
Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.
I feel like taking my stress out on John.
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Caused when you go to a shitty crackpot high school where eveyrone acts like their on crack all the time in front of the teachers, who also act like their on crack because they totally approve of the unacceptable behavior. When people are throwing stuff at you and other people, adn their is no respect for the community, where people just shun each other and make racist comments without a good reason, and you are just standing there unable to beleive whats going on in your pathetic little world, and start to question your sanity. and your brain constantly blanks out because you are trying to figure out why everyone is sooo FUCKED UP, and you are possibly the only normal (or were) human being existing in that place.
And when you stay in that pathetic world for a while, hmmm, lets say, about 10 months, you start to lose your identity and become one of these pathetic creatures. it IS sad. With all this stress you start to act up on everyone to the point where your mom wants to disown you and now your life is like some kinda shitty movie of a teenagers shitty life. word of advice? DONT come to central jersey.
Person Talking to Girl Under This Stress: OMG, could you help me?
Girl Under This Stress: NO, GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! OMG WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT SOMETHING FROM ME???WHY CANT YOU ALL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE???
Person talking to Girl Under This Stress: Wow, you have some serious issues!!!
Girl Under This Stress: Yeah, its like I dont know who I am anymore! The world is slowly ocming to an end with all these crackpotted aholes!!
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