Warren Hills

It's a high school. Legit. The teachers and students are higher than the grades. The girls legs spread faster than the doors open at 2:18 at the end of the day. The guys treat the girls like a piece of meat, even if they aren't. A bunch of wanna be hick kids think they're cool for getting suspended for White Power Wednesday when half of them have fucked black girls. The sports aren't half bad, but softball and field hockey is our main shit. Leave it to us to win 4 games out of our regular season and make it to states on luck. But, overall, the administration's a joke. The principal is a Ginger and gets red highlights in her hair. She dresses up as a witch for Halloween, but is told it's not casually Friday. Welcome to Whiten Hills! Oops.. I meant Warren Hills!

"See those kids in their clean af work boots?"
"Yeah why?"
"They're from Warren Hills."

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