Fumble

When you're having intercourse and you realize youre about to ejaculate. You dont want to be done now so you "fumble" or stop right before ejaculation. Then its like starting over and you get twice the amount of sex.

"I almost ruined sex with Jessica last night, good thing I fumbled."
"Yeah dude fumbling is the best!"

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Bullpen

A bullpen is a rotation of women started by Grant Sisk. The basics of the pullpen consist of the alpha female (#1) in the rotation, two supporting aces (#2 & #3) and two relievers (#4 & #5). The alpha female is the go to at all times, but if she isn't available, the skipper will move down the totem pole.

WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE

Hey, who all is in the bullpen now?

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Liability

Someone who is just a pain in the ass, a hassle, a nuisance, or all of the above. More often than not is your significant other.

Original Liability: Daelyn Henderson

Grant: Jake, I have one word to describe her.

Jake: What
Grant: LIABILITY BABY

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TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television