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The tartan of Apple Computer.
What is that guy wearing?
That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
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There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?
The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.
"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"
"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
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In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.
Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.
Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.
Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
People who smell like shit.
There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.
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A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!
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