Ran it through the mud

When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.

After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.

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silk palm

When a females hand is ultra smooth during a hand job.

Also can be used as a verb. "Dude that chick totally silk palmed me during my smoke break."

Can also be used as a middle name for lady friend with a silk palm. Blank “Silk palm” Blankerson.