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Mixed vegetables with weltschmertz.
Succotash: Oh, I'm just so sick of it all. Nobody really likes me. What's the point of life?
Mashed potatoes: I feel your suffering succotash... bro.
welt= welt; schmertz=pain
The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for.
See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.
Jack Tar: Jeez, those stripes on my back are killing me.
Cabin Boy: I feel your weltschmertz, bro.
Literally means "sneakers of the soul". Psychopumps are the shoes that a person uses to walk into the light and cross to the other side.
Hey! love your psychopumps!
Yeah, I saw them on sale at Same as it Never Was Antiques, and just had to have them.
When Elmer Fudd has fish eggs for supper.
Oh boy! woe day. Now, wear did I put dat cawiar?
A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.
bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?
bro2: Dunno, bro.
The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.
Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.
Never vote for a short man.
Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.