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The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.
Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.
Never vote for a short man.
Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.
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When Elmer Fudd has fish eggs for supper.
Oh boy! woe day. Now, wear did I put dat cawiar?
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Mixed vegetables with weltschmertz.
Succotash: Oh, I'm just so sick of it all. Nobody really likes me. What's the point of life?
Mashed potatoes: I feel your suffering succotash... bro.
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welt= welt; schmertz=pain
The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for.
See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.
Jack Tar: Jeez, those stripes on my back are killing me.
Cabin Boy: I feel your weltschmertz, bro.
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Literally means "sneakers of the soul". Psychopumps are the shoes that a person uses to walk into the light and cross to the other side.
Hey! love your psychopumps!
Yeah, I saw them on sale at Same as it Never Was Antiques, and just had to have them.
A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.
bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?
bro2: Dunno, bro.
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