Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

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Bivits

Little tiny shit balls that were missed when wiping.

Yo Bitch..clean da bivits out cho teef. Skank ass ho

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footfunk

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!

DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!

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stemwich

The hot new 2 for a dollar special at McVomits

Can I take your order please? Yeah..I'll take the Stemwich special. Hold the vein.

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Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.

Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?

toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom

Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!

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